July 2011
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My Mom...
My Mom just scared me.
I mean she waited outside the bathroom while I brushed my teeth. And when I came out she went “BOO!”
I have a terrible startle reflex and I’m extremely jumpy and easily frightened.
So I went “AAHH!”
And she laaaaaughed. And laaaaaughed. Then I joined in cuz honestly, it was fucking hilarious.
Then she says, “Don’t you remember...
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I love conversations with my mom
Me: Why is it every commercial for laundry detergent shows a mom doing everybody's laundry? It's never a dude.
Mom: Cuz they're stuck in the sixties.
Me: I know, right? It's such an old fashion state of mind.
Mom: That's why I never do anything.
Me: Hahaha! So the reason you don't cook or clean is so you don't embrace the stereotype?
Mom: Yeah.
Me: Haha. That's great. But I think it's just cuz you lazy.
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