What made my day
Woman who sits at my table (name escapes me at the moment): They don't let children in the school for some reason.
Patrick: They're afraid the kids are gonna bring in bombs. Isn't that what all schools are afraid of?
Her: Well I'll tell you, I took a drawing course at ODU when my two kids were 6 and 11, and I brought them in coincedentally on the day they had the only nude model of the class.
Us: *light laughter*
Her: But my son was so funny. He asked me "Mommy, is it going to be a man or a woman?" and I told him it was a woman and he said "Oh, good. I think a man would be harder to draw because his penis would be bouncing around all over the place"
Us: *dying of laughter"
A Note to Comic Book Artists
Boobs and butts aren’t on the same side of the body. A human body just doesn’t work that way. Stop drawing women contorting their bodies in impossible ways and learn some damn anatomy. I know you think it’s “sexy” but I don’t understand how anyone’s supposed to get a boner to a woman who’s just twisted her spine.
For anyone who says the only reason guys grow beards is because they’re “lazy.” I still shave my neck and even a bit off my cheeks. At the rate my hair grows, I do this every 2-3 days. I also trim it weekly to prevent it from looking Grizzly-Adams-esque. I try to keep it below 3/4 inches long. It takes WORK to keep a beard maintained. It’s anything but lazy.
As I get older, it takes a while for me to actually realize how old I am. My birthday was a month ago and it finally hit me today. “Oh my god I’m 19!” I just happen to have had this moment while making my lunch. Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a capri sun.